The Many Faces of Natalee

"What is that woman doing with that camera AGAIN?!?!?"
"Pardon me? You want me to smile, is that what you said?"
"Yeah, right. This is the closest thing to a smile that I'm going to give YOU!"
"OK, this is getting really boring! I'm going to get ready now for a good, long cry...don't you want a picture of that? Heh, where'd you put your camera NOW!"